were once as soft as water.
And that’s the tragedy of living.
— Iain S. Thomas (via poetisch)
so i have a friend and he just had sex then he said that when he was about to release, he pulled out of the girl and he quite panicked and there was a potted plant beside the couch so he went there and came onto the plant
ever since then, we call him “fertilizer man”
is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing
no its called highjacking
guys no it’s weedwhacking
no its called dissapointing ur mother
i’d like to thank the 5 followers of mine who acknowledge my existence